It’s that time of year for a bit of skinny dipping. There’s a place in Bootle on the Leeds Liverpool canal where u can skinny dip without bein seen- ot thats wot we thought. I did it a few times with me m8s and it was there that I discovered that I preferred the look of cock to muff. Anyways we went down there in the summer and thought nought about it till one day we were skivin a round stark naked and bein a bunch of leary twats when we realised that a floor on the office block on the other side of the canal had gathered to watch. I get a boner thinkin about it now.
“A wha? ”
“Shinotoko”
“Woss that then?”
“It’s where we shave you all over and then u walk the streets while chased by a bunch of lads wearin nought but a few white loincloths so they can get to touch you for good luck. Wanna do it?”
“Do I wanna get touched up for good luck by a bunch of nearly naked lads while shaved and naked and wanderin the streets with me trumpet blowin its horn?”
“That’s about it yes”
“Fuck yeah”
This gave me a rite hard knob when I saw it. Two lads appeared to have been on a robbing mission and er they seemed to be doin it naked. I guess they dug the tunnel too near the road and the friggin thing collapsed. Anyway they get dragged out, handcuffed and then displayed for the media and photographers. NICE ONE ! Wudn’t mind a bit of forced nudity and handcuffs meself sumtime.