With any luck these lads will not be satisfied in their demands and will return for more in yer face nudity. If I’d been there I’d ave found it dead hard from keepin me index finger out of those cute arses.
Miss me did yaz? What do u mean ‘no’? Explanations on a postie pleez. Well I’ve been away a lot seein of all things me family all round the world. By the world I mean Scotland and Yorkshire. Scotland has a few friggin hotties but they often seem to be dead hairy and I’ve only got so much gob. But suckin a nice big Scottish porker does me rite 4 a while. Yorkshire was friggin b-reft tho. Where are those fit lads like yer seez in Emmerdale? No sight nor sound. No nice farm lads. Jeez I had to finger meself there ! Bit embarrassing as me moans were heard but thats another story. Anyway I didn’t have computer access which was ok actch.
“A wha? ”
“Shinotoko”
“Woss that then?”
“It’s where we shave you all over and then u walk the streets while chased by a bunch of lads wearin nought but a few white loincloths so they can get to touch you for good luck. Wanna do it?”
“Do I wanna get touched up for good luck by a bunch of nearly naked lads while shaved and naked and wanderin the streets with me trumpet blowin its horn?”
“That’s about it yes”
“Fuck yeah”
This gave me a rite hard knob when I saw it. Two lads appeared to have been on a robbing mission and er they seemed to be doin it naked. I guess they dug the tunnel too near the road and the friggin thing collapsed. Anyway they get dragged out, handcuffed and then displayed for the media and photographers. NICE ONE ! Wudn’t mind a bit of forced nudity and handcuffs meself sumtime.