So yeah if I said to u “now listen ere I’ve friggin learnt how to play the violin and I’m going into the woods, I’m gonna strip naked and I’m going to play the fiddle in front of some nice young girl” then you mite just be a bit worried mightn’t ya? Well not in Scandinavia.This is some kind of festival and it looks kinda fun.
Maybe I shud learn how to play the fiddle after all….
It’s that time of year for a bit of skinny dipping. There’s a place in Bootle on the Leeds Liverpool canal where u can skinny dip without bein seen- ot thats wot we thought. I did it a few times with me m8s and it was there that I discovered that I preferred the look of cock to muff. Anyways we went down there in the summer and thought nought about it till one day we were skivin a round stark naked and bein a bunch of leary twats when we realised that a floor on the office block on the other side of the canal had gathered to watch. I get a boner thinkin about it now.
These lads seem 2 think it wud make a good recruiting video 4 the University of Otago, and who am I 2 disagree eh? If the friggin place was a bit nearer to Manc I’d be transferring like a shot. And yeah I’d suck them.
Not being gay or anything but have u seen the state of that fountain! I’m not sucking a cock thats been in that thankyou very much ! Fit lad tho so maybe I’d make an exception for him. Lets face it given some of the mingers I’ve sucked in the back alleys round Manchester this one’s probably sparklin in comparison! Oi! – are uze calling me a whore?